hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
(Source: stupidbabypenis)
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
(Source: sherlocked-whovian-in-the-impala)
did you hear about the dyslexic satanist
he sold his soul to santa
guys come on this is quality stuff
do you ever feel really ashamed when you listen to your favorite album or band less and less and you feel like you need to apologize to the band and reassure them you still love them and the album just as much
“where do you see yourself in 5 years”
(Source: interneternal)
im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird
tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome
Ahahahahah
(Source: depplyhallows)
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.
The worlds largets cut Emerald, 57,000-carats.
Went up for sale in January 2012… We wonder who the new owner is….
It’s like…
looking into the solar system…
The master emerald o_o
THE MASTER EMERALD
